Archive for February, 2010



Slowly Does it.. The Rebuild of HD911.com

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Slowly but surely, I’m finally getting hd911.com into a place that I want it, so I can concentrate on content, empire building and possibly some world domination on the weekends.  I think its always going to be a bit of a work in progress though, as I’ve got some ideas for the site that’ll turn it into more than just a ‘plain old blog‘, but that’ll take time and motivation.  Next steps are on getting content into the site and filling out some of the other pages in the site, that you’ll notice link nowhere at present.  A few things though:

http://hd911.com Redirecting Again

I didn’t think anyone had noticed, but I finally fixed the DNS issue I was having with hd911.com (www. was working fine as well as blackbox. and sybian. don’t you just want to know!?!).  A few weeks ago while moving an A record in my DNS registrar’s amazing control panel (GoDaddy, your application and advertising/spam-fest you call a shop/checkout area are an inspiration to us all), the default web host was stuck on the old address, even though it looked right in the control panel.

After a series of emails to support , I finally  talked to someone who could help, and they reset the hosts so now browsing to http://hd911.com redirects back to this page instead of the error page (you would have seen an IIS Under Construction page during this period).

The strange thing is, I’ve noticed more than just a few visitors coming in on this link (without the www.), so it must be up on a web directory somewhere that I don’t know about?!

CSS/Styling (mostly) Fixed

Before any designers/style-fascists say anything, I’m not a perfectionist, and this site is by no means perfect, but my tests in IE7/8, Safari, Firefox 3.6/3.7 and Chrome all look decent enough so I’m getting to the point with the layout/typography where I’m relatively happy.  Saying that, if anyone notices any complete style vomit or things plain don’t work, comment here and I’ll get onto them right away.   However, if this is being read in Internet Explorer 6, I know it looks odd, I like it that way, and if Google says “No, to IE6″ finally, then its good enough for me.

The Logo (or lack thereof)

This is something that has been bothering me, I need an idea for a logo, I’ve tried a few combinations of things that I think would look OK, like steel/boiler plated bold text, or an artist-ey cursive scribble to say, “If you weren’t reading me on the screen from half a world away, this would be written on a paper with a real feather and ink”.  I can’t for the life of me think of, or design something that would look OK in that corner though…

Any ideas?

Apple 15″ Macbook Pro

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

At the start of the year, I got a nice new 15 inch Macbook Pro when I started my new job, and as its been just over 6 weeks since I pulled it out of its box, I feel I should make a few comments. It’s been great so far and I can see why people go the Apple way of life, for some of their hardware anyway.  I’m mainly talking about the iPad, joke’s about women’s sanitary gear aside, I’m thinking its about as useful as a really large iPhone… oh. wait a minute!  Will be interesting to see how it progresses with new OS software on it anyway.

iPad - iPhonex4
The iPad

Note: I should note that this article contains nothing new, it’s just my thoughts on my new toy, the machine itself is 1-2 years old now and i’m sure has been blogged/reported and talked up for much longer than that.

Hardware – The Macbook Pro 15″

Having pretty much never laid a finger on one apart from selecting a new song in iTunes I often appreciated the Macbooks beauty from afar and snubbed any notion of getting one due to the price, lack of real customisabilty and every non-Apple minded person’s plight to escape from Apple wankery and the mindless drones that mill around the orchard at release time talking about the new iBrain that will revolutionise the way we think.  All that aside, it’s an amazing piece of hardware,  I am truly blown away by its shape, build quality, colour, weight and its uncanny ability to make you feel like you’re slitting your wrists every time you type on it, because the front edge is so sharp.

The Touchpad is far and above the best point device (that’s not a mouse) that I’ve ever used, and in most cases replaces all need for a mouse anyway, the two, three and four finger actions are amazingly useful and even though basic support for two finger scrolling is available in Windows 7 and can be enabled in *nix, the rest of the industry is years behind.

Macbook Pro 15"
The new Macbook Pro

The biggest down side on the hardware side is the lack of a 1920×1200 (or 1080p) screen, which I’ve had in my last four Dell laptop’s (15.4″ and 17″), and the stunted keyboard is very annoying.  I can get used to the swapped ‘@’ and double quote key (even though its apparently a UK keyboard combination), and the Apple Command key takes normal functionality away from the Control key while adding an extra layer of complexity to normal/standard key combinations.  For instance:

  • In a web browser (any normal web browser anyway (Firefox, Chrome, Safari, etc)
    • Ctrl + W is close, Ctrl + T is new tab, Ctrl + L is open link/focus address bar, Ctrl + Tab is cycle between tabs
    • On the mac, the Ctrl key is replaced by the command key, except in the case of cycling between tabs where it’s still Ctrl + Tab (as Command + Tab selects windows in the OS).  Now to move between tabs I need to be alternating between the Command and Ctrl keys to perform functions that required no effort before.
    • Not just that, I’ve been much more prone to pressing Cmd + Q whilst changing thumb positions and quitting the browser completely, a few seconds wasted , but a common occurence.

The thing that annoys me most is the removal of the Delete, Home, End, PgUp and PgDn keys which are admittedly available through Fn + (Backspace, Left, Right, Up, Down) respectively.  This is poorly implemented and supported across applications within MacOS though, for instance going to the Home position on the start of the line in 3 different programs (Fn + Left (Normal behaviour), Command + Shift + Left (Eclipse, Don’t say a word!), Fn + Ctrl + Left (Terminal).  Really, it doesn’t take all that long to learn the combination for a different program, or situation, but I think it should have been standardised int he first place.

All in all, I shouldn’t bitch though, it’s a very nice machine and I’d much prefer to carry it around than my 17″ Dell (the behemoth), a task that is neither easy as its quite bulky but also quite painful on the back after a while.

Software – MacOS

Those who know my geeky side know I get around when it comes to OS’s, distributions and user interfaces, apart from the 50% of my time I usually spend in a console window, I’m never content without tinkering on a platform wether that be something like Gnome, something more lightweight like Fluxbox or Windows.  I’m 100% certain when I say this, a proper Linux Window manager setup like Gnome + Compiz + appropriate keyboard shortcuts, is absolutely the most efficient and productive interface I’ve used (apart from maybe the lack of a good word processor, if and when it’s needed :P )

MacOS on the other hand (whatever its Window Manager is called Aqua.. not Aero ?!?!), is made for idiots, and while it’s very beautiful I’ve found performing certain tasks a complete pain:

  • I use terminal for more file operations as Finder is twice as interactive as Windows Explorer or Nautilus, but with the cost of reduced efficiency whilst choosing what display type you want or getting a few levels higher when browsing in column mode.  Coverflow is useless for anything but browsing through Cover art in iTunes or an iPhone/iPod (funny that…)
  • Window location and traversal when you have loads of windows open is difficult as minimise isn’t the same.  (ever tried using expose when you have 20 text/code windows open?)
  • The standard System Preferences seems to hide useful settings (to stop idiots doing what they’d do, I guess)
  • The taskbar is cute and all, but can also get confusing with lots of apps open (though this is a mindset thing I’ll change over time)

HD911 Food : Definitive Guide to the Omelette

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Often overlooked, and more often overcooked, the humble omelette is a staple of many diets.  One of the amazing things about this versatile meal of the gods is the multitude of amazing combinations of ingredients that can be used to make one. There’s the breakfast omelette, turkey, beef, salmon and vegetarian omelette’s and that’s only naming a few.

Anyway, I present to you the omelette to end all omelette’s, a very close relative to the its Spanish cousin, this is…..

The Definitive Omelette

Ingredients:

  • 4-6 eggs
  • tomato
  • ham/bacon/parma/serrano (anything)
  • cheddar cheese
  • small onion
  • 3-4 cloves of garlic
  • herbs
  • parsley
  • cracked pepper
  • olives, green, black, whichever

Directions

  • Beat the eggs together
  • Slice/chop the tomato, onion, garlic, cheese, ham and add to egg mixture
  • Add  loads of pepper and assorted other herbs
  • Mix it all together and pour into piping hot shallow frying pan..
  • Add loads of parsley to the top of the mix
  • (Now, thats the easy bit)
  • Turn the grill to its hottest temperature setting
  • Fry the mix on medium -> high heat for a few minutes, but don’t touch the actual mixture, you need to make sure the egg sets and isn’t broken apart otherwise its just scrambled eggs and stuff
  • With a spatula, lightly lift the edges of the omelette, keep cooking until underside is golden brown
  • Put under the grill until golden brown on top, and or the middle is no longer runny (slice/poke it or give the pan a bit of a shake to find out)
  • Slice into the desired size servings coat in a generous amount of cracked pepper and enjoy

The HD911 Omelette
The Definitive Omelette, unfortunately, I’d already started cutting this one

If you’ve followed my instructions you’ll have an omelette that looks like this.  This is a hearty meal for two people, or a moderate breakfast for four with coffee and a piece of toast.   The only thing I can’t stress greatly enough is not to stir, turn or move the mixture in the pan while its setting, many a man has ruined the perfect pie/quiche consistancy by doing so.

Now, before I mentioned the omelette’s greatness is its versatlity, and let’s face it, if its predominantly eggs mixed with something else and relatively solid, it could be considered am omelette.  I’ve not tried it, but I’m sure tuna fish and jam would be a lovely combination as well.  But the real discovery when you set out to make The Definitive Omelette, as demonstrated above, only to find you’re missing some key ingredients.  Well fear not, it can be made with any of the above ingredients (though egg, cheese, at least one filler and some spice is required), or a substitution there of.

  • No tomato? Add capsicum peppers..
  • No cheddar? Use mozzarella, wensleydale (hell, brie, stilton or jarlsberg are probably fine as well)
  • No ham/beef? Try chorizo, salami, roast beef or smoked salmon (if you’re game, a chopped up leftover burger patty might even be fine)
  • No pepper/herbs?  Capers, ginger, fresh peppercorns

Note:  None of the above will result in… The Definitive Omelette, but should be a worthwhile culinary experience.

Enjoy, next time in HD911 food, Roast chicken, vegetables and Cheesy cauliflower/broccoli inspired in part by Jamie Oliver, some guy I saw on QVC, and all the mothers of the world (that can actually cook, that is)

Better Blogging Through.. Twitter?

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Unfortunately, it just seems easier to write a 140 character message to the world on Twitter than come up with content for HD911. Is that what the world is being reduced to, mindless drivel presented in a sea of SMS-sized messages with http://bit.ly shortened URL’s, @author & #hash tags and a language / communication method (‘u‘, ‘r‘, ‘b4‘, ‘l8r‘) stereotypical only of nasty illiterate teenagers of Generation Z, the internet generation (call it what you will)..

But what can I say, I’m just as bad as the rest of them (apart from the teenspeak that is, eccch….)