Archive for November, 2007



A while between perversions..

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I’ve been so preoccupied by things this last week, with work, freelance/personal work on the side, having a buddy over from Australia and just doing what I normally do, that being nothing. And this got me thinking, not only has it been a while since I’ve last written, its been a while since I’ve last contributed any perversions. Now either I’m going to have to go out and find/photograph some more London-isms, change the title of this page, or keep living the lie and not live up to to the original idea behind this blog.

But I do have something, its something that made me burst out laughing like a weirdo whilst walking around the streets at lunch time. I was just on my way back from Subway (my first sub since leaving Aus… soo good) when walking back toward Piccadilly (close enough), and imagine my surprise when directly in front of me, on the facade of the building across the road I saw, “THE ROYAL INSTITUTE OF PAIN”.

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 The Royal Institute of Pain

Of course, my happines was short lived as I approached the corner and I realised what I was looking at wasn’t a house of heavy metal, Rammstein, Torture or S&M.  Quite the opposite in fact, it was The Royal Institute of Painters (in Water Colour).  So I straightened up, wiped the smile off of my face and stopped laughing, on the outside anyway.  I see things like this all the time that i really need to have a camera on me 24/7, but unfortunately I can’t do that at the moment.

At least not until I get a Nokia N95 8GB, which I would have got all ready if Vodafone hadn’t got an exclusive release of the phone for the next few months to try and do whatever they can to shadow the O2 release of the Apple IPhone, if thats even possible.  In fact, I would have just got a Vodafone contract already, if their accounts weren’t so darned expensive and their plans so awfully restrictive. But that’s a post for another day.

Watching (web) traffic, waiting for the perfect storm

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

I’m not a trainspotter by any stretch of the imagination, but I have a weird admiration of trains and all things transport. Same goes for cars, buses, boats and planes, its something that I find interesting whether reading about transport history, or about the newest fastest plane, train or mag-lev, or simply watching Top Gear or Fifth Gear on the televisision. But recently I’ve been watching a different kind of traffic. Something far more boring, and about as eventful as a small country town, and that’s the web traffic graph for this site.

You may remember a week or so ago I wrote a few thoughts about the release of the new version of Ubuntu, due to which I was riding a tidal wave of visits (in comparison to the previous time this blog has been open) for a number of days totalling over 400 page hits in 5 days (almost half the total hits since I moved the site to this new domain). Don’t laugh! This is good for HD911, any self respecting site probably gets this figure within an hour, or the likes of google whom I imagine hits this figure every nth of a nanosecond.

 Dismal Beginnings

Since the Ubuntu boom of late October things have dwindled completely, to a point where I’m averaging less than 20 hits a day now. Yes, like the impending recession after the mining boom, or the transport slump in the U.S since September 11 (why I can even attempt to compare this, I don’t know), my webgraph looks a lot like the recent stock performance of Northern Rock bank after their recent credit/lending crisis.

There’s only one reason for this too, I’ve got to pull my finger out and post some interesting content.  Time will tell, but I’ve got forces working against me, like my mediocre writing ability, these random darting thoughts in my head,  these bats in the sky, (Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?) or the damn snakes on this plane.  But let it be known, the vision of HD911 is to grow from its meagre beginnings to become something, and do this it will.  Someday anyway.

But its been interesting none the less.  We’ve recently launched three sites at work and its been interesting seeing the different interest in each due to product knowledge, advertising and type of the site.  For instance, our company site, new revamp, which has always been a solid performer has been on the increase ever since the launch.  No boom, just rising steadily.  Another, which has had a heap of marketing and a push in the past is dwindling now where as another with short term (I won’t say viral, but similar) marketing has gone from being a no name to having a huge influx of users on a daily basis.  I’ve also realised this Search Enging Optimisation (SEO) stuff is not for me, least not as a full time job anyway! I’m a doing man, and working in a position where you carefully lay the ground work for possible future gain is a little to unexciting for me.  It’s vitally important though.

Most Haunted

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

Enough Said…

Edit: Or maybe I should elaborate. Whilst watching Most Haunted on TV the other night, I wasn’t sure what was scarier. The paranormal movements and spooky (yet totally invisible and farcicle) beings in the castle, or this stellar gentleman.

I must think of new ideas – Retooling my mind

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Damn it man, why can’t I think of something to increase exposure to my name, or even a tiny bit of passive income on the side.  I’ve laid in bed for the past fortnight or so trying to think of something that I could do for money on the side, from creating/selling something, to eBay seller (ech) or maybe just doing out of hours freelance work.  I just need an idea, something that I can get off the ground and get started, then let it run from there.

Ah, the classic line, I just need an idea, from the dodgy con artist to the pre 1950′s American Novel/Movie of the inventor/travelling salesman yearning for the American Dream.  I want my own peice of american dream, white picket fence and all, or maybe not the fence, but you get the idea.

Irrelavent, but I liked the title.

I need to do a little retooling myself I think, just really sit down with a glass of Single Malt and think.  But this mind doesn’t think, it darts all over the place at a 100 miles an hour, just whilst completing this sentence I’ve already considered watching House, some porn, playing Counterstrike or living like a normal person and go and get some sleep.  However, I’m hoping that by writing these words down, I’m actively thinking, brainstorming and retooling this amazing head of mine, so that I can put this wild imagination to some good use.

Sometimes I think you’ve gotta grab an idea, however stupid it may seem and run with it, I can only imagine that’s how the likes of YouTube, Facebook and similar started.  Not that I think I could think or create anything as simple yet so perfect, but who could complain with YouTube being sold off for $1.62billion, or the Microsoft purchase of x% of advertising rights on Facebook this week making the proposed net worth of the company over $15billion.

There are some ingenious people and ideas out there (even if they’re not generating a profit):

  •  The Sandwich Guide - However many 100′s or 1000′s of ready-made sandwhiches there are at any of the UK’s 100+ supermarket, coffee shop and corner store chains, this guy strives to review and rate all of them.  Pointless… maybe?  But I know I’ve checked there for tasty lunch ideas a few times already, and with a big reader base, and others writing content for you, its no work, and possibly a steady (albeit small) revenue from advertising coming in.
  • Web2MsgAgain, another simple idea, which has been done many times before I’m sure.  Allow kids, cheap people and people without mobile phones to send free SMS’s, and relying on ad revenue.
  • Digg, DotNetKicks, Reddit, Delicious, Slash Dot – The perfect idea, digg especially.  I’d say no other site on the web has as much influence over what users will see, based completely on users that have seen it before and have rated it.  The world famous slashdot effect, garunteed to bring all but the most mighty web servers too their knee’s.
  • CAPTCHA Beater – Nobody likes spammers, they are the scorn of all delivered content ranging from snail mail, email, forums, this blog (thanks akismet, over 200 messages caught already).  You’ve got to hand it to these guys though, they’ve embedded the jumbled images (CAPTCHA’s) that you have to decipher from all over the net into a porn game, where to see more and continue with the game you have to enter the code.  The second the code is submitted the automated bot running the game can then get past the spam check and the cycle continues.

There are thousandsmillions of ideas out there, and this list could go on endlessly, so I’ll stop, but this is just an example.

Now, back to thinking.  Think Shannon.  Think.