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Often overlooked, and more often overcooked, the humble omelette is a staple of many diets.  One of the amazing things about this versatile meal of the gods is the multitude of amazing combinations of ingredients that can be used to make one. There’s the breakfast omelette, turkey, beef, salmon and vegetarian omelette’s and that’s only naming a few.

Anyway, I present to you the omelette to end all omelette’s, a very close relative to the its Spanish cousin, this is…..

The Definitive Omelette

Ingredients:

• 4-6 eggs
• tomato
• ham/bacon/parma/serrano (anything)
• cheddar cheese
• small onion
• 3-4 cloves of garlic
• herbs
• parsley
• cracked pepper
• olives, green, black, whichever

Directions

• Beat the eggs together
• Slice/chop the tomato, onion, garlic, cheese, ham and add to egg mixture
• Add  loads of pepper and assorted other herbs
• Mix it all together and pour into piping hot shallow frying pan..
• Add loads of parsley to the top of the mix
• (Now, thats the easy bit)
• Turn the grill to its hottest temperature setting
• Fry the mix on medium -> high heat for a few minutes, but don’t touch the actual mixture, you need to make sure the egg sets and isn’t broken apart otherwise its just scrambled eggs and stuff…
• With a spatula, lightly lift the edges of the omelette, keep cooking until underside is golden brown
• Put under the grill until golden brown on top, and or the middle is no longer runny (slice/poke it or give the pan a bit of a shake to find out)
• Slice into the desired size servings coat in a generous amount of cracked pepper and enjoy

The Definitive Omelette, unfortunately, I’d already started cutting this one

If you’ve followed my instructions you’ll have an omelette that looks like this.  This is a hearty meal for two people, or a moderate breakfast for four with coffee and a piece of toast.   The only thing I can’t stress greatly enough is not to stir, turn or move the mixture in the pan while its setting, many a man has ruined the perfect pie/quiche consistancy by doing so.

Now, before I mentioned the omelette’s greatness is its versatlity, and let’s face it, if its predominantly eggs mixed with something else and relatively solid, it could be considered am omelette.  I’ve not tried it, but I’m sure tuna fish and jam would be a lovely combination as well.  But the real discovery when you set out to make The Definitive Omelette, as demonstrated above, only to find you’re missing some key ingredients.  Well fear not, it can be made with any of the above ingredients (though egg, cheese, at least one filler and some spice is required), or a substitution there of.

• No tomato? Add capsicum peppers..
• No cheddar? Use mozzarella, wensleydale (hell, brie, stilton or jarlsberg are probably fine as well)
• No ham/beef? Try chorizo, salami, roast beef or smoked salmon (if you’re game, a chopped up leftover burger patty might even be fine)
• No pepper/herbs?  Capers, ginger, fresh peppercorns

Note:  None of the above will result in… The Definitive Omelette, but should be a worthwhile culinary experience.

Enjoy, next time in HD911 food, Roast chicken, vegetables and Cheesy cauliflower/broccoli inspired in part by Jamie Oliver, some guy I saw on QVC, and all the mothers of the world (that can actually cook, that is)

Unfortunately, it just seems easier to write a 140 character message to the world on Twitter than come up with content for HD911. Is that what the world is being reduced to, mindless drivel presented in a sea of SMS-sized messages with http://bit.ly shortened URL’s, @author & #hash tags and a language / communication method (‘u‘, ‘r‘, ‘b4‘, ‘l8r‘) stereotypical only of nasty illiterate teenagers of Generation Z, the internet generation (call it what you will)..

But what can I say, I’m just as bad as the rest of them (apart from the teenspeak that is, eccch….)

I’ve had my HTC Hero just over 6 months now, and for all accounts I’m perfectly happy with it, like the Nokia N95 I had before, I’ve no doubt its the best phone I’ve owned. That may sound stupid, but until the release of the Google Nexus last week, or the Acer Liquid or Motorola Droid (and all the amazing Droid’s 2010 is set to offer), I don’t think there was better phone available. IPhone fans shut your mouths (we’ll see what’s coming in Apples late January announcement), but HTC definitely produced something special in the Hero, as they have in the Nexus/Passion and are bound to do the same with the Bravo, Desire and others.

All the praise aside, nothings perfect, and my little Hero was no exception. In fact it suffers from the same ailment as many devices fall victim too, where hardware vendors release their products with poor/inefficient software. So without going into too much detail on the ROM, as I’ve done that before, I’ve come up with what my idea of the perfect setup is for a fast, secure, ultra useful phone that does everything for you.

The ROM

In my previous article about the Android ROM’s, I blogged about some of the ROM’s available for the Hero platform, the most mature and reliable definitely being MoDaCo’s custom ROM (now at version 3.2).  After trialling Android 2.0/2.1 ROM’s I didn’t want to go back to a cupcake build (Android 1.5) so I’ve settled on Kagudroid 1.0-beta, made by Lox of LoxDev fame, a ROM which aims to be as clean as possible built from the AOSP sources.  It’s Sense-less in that it doesn’t have any of the HTC SenseUI software on there so there’s RAM and general speed improvements and runs smoothly and fast.

Kagudroid 0.1beta (running on AOSP 2.0)

The Perfect-ly Obvious

They deserve a mention as they’re used almost more than anything else on the phone, but any of the google suite is an absolute must if your a google account holder.  GMail, Maps, Places Directory and Tasks are what I use most often, but Google Goggles (image searching) is pretty nifty.

The Perfect Set of Utilities

Due to wiping the phone so many times, I’ve got a a set of applications (as well as their DB’s, so I don’t have to set them up every time), which I load before booting the new ROM.  I consider them essential and it’s just not the same without them.

Locale – Event Driven Profiles

(http://www.twofortyfouram.com/)

Locale’s that profiles menu on your old Nokia 5110, revitalised in way that profile selection is made almost completely automatic, driven by an event system that can act on almost anything thing the phone does, like GPS location, WIFI availability, time, date, battery health, availability of networks/services, etc etc and hundreds of combinations of each.

The Locale Profile Screen

These are my standard set of profiles (in order of preference, as they’ll override each other):

• Bedtime - In the vicinity of ‘Home’ after 11pm on a week night, phone notifications are silent, GPS turned off and Alarms set on loud to make sure I wake up the following morning
• Home – In the vicinity of the house, WIFI and bluetooth on, and volume set to relatively low
• Low Battery – Triggered anytime the battery is below 20%, basically shuts down 3G/Wifi data, GPS and Screen time out to increase time until phone death
• Office - In the vicinity of the office, WIFI/Bluetooth on and phone almost on silent, screen timeout set on high and Screebl (see below) disabled
• Default – Phone on loud setting, GPS/WIFI on (for location services) but most other services off as they’re unused

See?  Infinitely useful, and I’m only just using the most basic of features.

Screebl

(http://www.keyeslabs.com/joomla/index.php/projects/screebl)

Screebl is a simple app with one purpose, it saves battery life by keeping the screen timeout as low as possible, but at the same time using the phones accelerometer to detect when the phone is being held and keep the screen on while using Google Maps, messaging, web browsing etc.  The new version (v2.0) includes Locale plugin support to change Screebl settings on Locale profile change.

Wavesecure – Security

(https://www.wavesecure.com/)

Wavesecure definitely deserves a mention, even though I’ve fortunately not had to use it’s most useful features.  It’s a security app, that runs constantly and checks into a remote server where if the phone is lost/stolen you can physically lock down the device to disable it, and if required wipe it clean to protect personal data.  It’ll also report phones location upon request and can backup files/SMS on a scheduled basis.

Advanced Task Manager

(http://arronla.com/)

Advanced Task Manager is perfect for keeping the phone running as quickly as possible at all times, by automatically closing all non essential apps and freeing up much needed RAM.

The Perfect Set of Apps

There’s a load of other apps I use as well on a constant basic, but may not be quite as essential as those listed above

Dolphin Browser

(http://www.dolphinbrower.com)

I’m yet to see the newest HTC and/or Android brower from Android 2.1, but Dolphin Browser is much better and fuller featured than the Cupcake browsers that I used, it’s got tabs (on the screen where you can see them), Google bookmark sync to help typing out those pesky web address’s and a simple to use gesture feature which make the touch screen experience even easier.

Twidroid (or Seesmic too for ping.fm support) – Twitter Clients

(http://www.twidroid.com)

What can I say, I’m a Twitter geek, and Twidroid is defintely the most full features twitter client i know of, it lacks the streamlined integration of Peep, the HTC client but’s very configurable and looks sharp

Newsrob – Google Reader Client

Simple idea, scheduled retrieval of RSS/Podcast and Blog updates from my Google Reader account

Truphone & SIPDroid – VOIP Clients

(http://www.truphone.com)

You may remember Truphone from my N95 articles from a while back and I still use it too for cheap world wide phone calls, and free voip -> voip or skype calls all from within the program.  I’ve been testing SIPDroid as well with my VOIP carrier sipgate.co.uk.  The only problem I’ve got now is choosing which number to give to people as my primary number, I’ve no doubt within a very short time period VOIP accounts like this will be the norm on all data plans.

XBMC Remote Android (android-xbmcremote)

(http://code.google.com/p/android-xbmcremote/)

I’d only recently started using XBMC remote on an old laptop and it has revolutionised the way I watch media on TV, but one thing that annoyed me was needing a wireless keyboard/mouse to interact with it (or even worse, getting up and going to the TV to change media), until I found XBMC remote, like a virtual remote that works via HTTP over WIFI.  It can access almost every function within XBMC including whats playing, media list, info, etc and will even do WOL (Wake on LAN) to start the computer up after its been switched off.  I’ll never have to get off the couch again!!!

Others

• Transdroid – For access to a transmission-daemon for torrent monitoring, I use it for a number of torrent clients now, very useful! (http://www.transdroid.org/)
• chompSMS – Not essential, but who wouldn’t want the IPhone’s message screen, an almost exact copy from what I can see (http://www.chompsms.com)
• Better Keyboard and/or Shapewriter/Swype – Keyboard replacements that definitely make typing faster on the device (in fact, I’m typing this blog post with it right now!… .Not, but you get the idea)
• SetCPU – for over/underclocking to increase performance or increase battery life (one of life’s true dilemmas)